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You ever see something so cute it renders you useless?
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HE LEETLE FEETSYS
very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well
You ever see something so cute it renders you useless?

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Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESSÂ nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.
This is fantastic.
Hey Brit, do you still watch Steven Universe?
I actually never really watched Steven Universe. Iâve followed it mostly through tumblr and I have lots of friends who keep telling me I should watch the whole thing.
When I, of all people, have watched the entirety of something and you havenât Brit... you know that things are bad. lol Come on, itâs SUPER GAY and has GREAT MUSIC!!!
ohmightysmiter is the best, most hardworking writer and friend on the planet, yâall donât even know! So bitches stop askinâ when the next chapter be, she on top of it.
@ohmightysmiterÂ
Maybe this is the ominous post about you?
@ohmightysmiter I came out to have a good time and Iâm honestly feeling a little attacked right now!

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Hey Tumblr, if you are still mad about the Library of Alexandria, Stop! You can SAVE one ancient library right now. The Villa of the Papyri in Herculaneum was buried when Mount Vesuvius erupted in AD 79, Some nearly 2000 carbonized scrolls were discovered along with the villa in the 1700s. Over the past couple centuries the scrolls have been a major source of study and today we are finally reaching ways of reading their contents without destroying the scrolls in the process. Hereâs the big news, just over a week ago a whole lost work of Seneca the elder, became unlost! Article here: http://www.romeandart.eu/en/art-news-historia-seneca.html The villa itself is largely underground and was explored via tunneling and as such itâs full extent still hasnât been made clear, and it has long been suspected that additional libraries could exist within the site, not to mention other as of yet undiscovered villas. However, Italy as with many European countries simply has so many archaeological sites and new things being found all the time and not enough money to go around. Additionally the Villa of the Papyri is threatened with constant flooding issues. Library aside Sites like Herculaneum and Pompeii and all Archaeological sites around the world tell us so much about ancient peoples and cultures where we donât have their literature to call on. So how can you save the last ancient library? Donate to various archaeological and conservation/preservation groups, or even volunteer! Here a just a couple links to get started:
World Monuments Fund:Â https://www.wmf.org/get-involved
Archaeological Institute of America:Â https://www.archaeological.org/giving
Friends of Herculaneum Society:Â http://www.herculaneum.ox.ac.uk/
Pompeii Sustainable Preservation Project:Â http://www.pompeii-sustainable-preservation-project.org/ Â
Thereâs a real-life Model T under that sheet y'all.
@princeofmorley You can still get a genuine Ford Model T for a not unreasonable price. In the 19 year run of the Model T (1908-1927) a grand total of 15,007,033 were built, a record not beaten until the VW Beetle in 1972! Even today the Model T is the 8th most sold car in history and at itâs height accounted for fully 50% of all cars on Earth! So despite their extreme age they are among the most common antique cars to buy. Ford was still building Engines for the Model T until 1941 in order to service and replace the millions that were on the road. Their top speed was a modest 45 MPH, and if that isnât enough power for you, they were a popular choice for Hot Rods either modifying their original engines or putting in bigger and better engines. looking around on Antique Auto sellers, you can find running originals in the $8-$12 thousand range.Â
Han⌠Solo? is that⌠Spanish?
Considering Mexican independence wass as much won by Americans as Mexicans⌠know what? I answered my own question here. American public education has failed. Mexican public education is literally a television hooked up to a VCR in most of the country and they learn more about their independence in year eight than Americans do by their second year in college.
But Pee-Oh-Seas⢠do love to rattle on about how things they know nothing about are offensive.
Happy Cinko de Drinko, Murrica.
I know that Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day, for one.
Independence day just sounds better than âMexicans decided not to pay their bills so Americans had to come save their assesâ though, doesnât it?
I donât know, is that what the French make Americans call it?
What debts did Americans not pay which caused outside nations to attack us? We refused to pay taxes without proper representation in Parliament, were refused representation and revolted. Hence the name, Revolutionary War. We didnât have some internal conflict about how involved the Catholic Church should be in our government which caused us to go broke and stop paying our bills. In fact, at the time of our civil war we didnât have debt.
Ha ha, I love it.
âI erroneously think Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Dayâ â> 5 minutes on Wikipediaâ> âHow, then, does Mexicoâs mounting debt over import/export markets citation below?â
Seriously, though, even in those days countries didnât usually attack each other over debt, that debt was an excuse for Napoleon to take a chunk out of Mexico for his empire.
Hey, speaking of imperialism, let me reframe your question a bit. âWhat deals did Americans not honor that caused outside actors to attack us?â
Here, Iâll get you started: https://www.wikipedia.org
Brain Teaser
So to engage more with Tumblr and my friends, Iâm going to put up a brain teaser every so often. Iâll post the question, and any clues hidden below. Message me with your answers. Each puzzle has a point value and you deduct a point for each clue used. at the end of an arbitrarily determined period Iâll reward those with the most internet points in some as of yet determined way. So hereâs the first puzzle.
High Blood Pressure:
During a medical examination, Geraldâs blood pressure is found to be three times that of a normal healthy person. Yet neither Gerald nor his doctor is particularly worried about this. Why? Clue:
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I could give you the scoop on how Armenia was like the most important place in world history for like 1500 straight years. I'm not a primary source though. lol
Iâd love to know all about how Armenia was the most important place in world history for like 1500 straight years. However, it would not aid me much in terms of research for my historical fiction project, which isnât set in Armenia and has almost nothing to do with Armenia except that one of the main characters is an Armenian refugee living in NYC in the early 20th century.
But if youâve got any good refs about the Armenian genocide or culture in the Ottoman Empire in the early 1900s, by all means, SEND THEM MY WAY.
Sadly after the 1470â˛s I donât have much interaction with the Ottoman state beyond the basic outline. So i can really be of much help. If you attend the Toga party, I will happily tell you the tale of how Armenia was the the hottest piece of real estate on the planet for nearly a millenium and a half.
where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry
zenni and itâs amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah
Hey Iâm reblogging this again because if you need glasses hereâs what I do:
Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever theyâve got that $58 eye exam. Thatâs with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.
Theyâll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they donât itâs not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it wonât be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isnât a problem.
Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you donât have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and youâre not going to buy glasses today.
Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account itâll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.
Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. Itâs pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.
Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because Iâm a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
Donât bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.
GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.
If the fit isnât perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.
GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.
PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.
SUNGLASSES.
FUCK
It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.
The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafterâs site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.
I canât articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain itâs like âNot today, Satan!â and I can plan for the $100 expense thatâs going to last me potentially years.
As an ophthalmic tech and part time optician, I agree with everything here EXCEPT do not measure your own pupil distance (PD) and being off by a few millimeters can make a huge difference depending on the prescription, being off by a centimeter is a REALLY BIG DEAL.
Most adults have a binocular PD of between 60 and 75mm. So if you have a 65mm PD and you accidentally measure it at 75mm, the optical centers of your lenses are going to be in the wrong place. If you have a fairly light prescription, not a big deal. But if your eirhwr very nearsighted, very far sighted, or have a large amount of astigmatism, you wonât be able to wear glasses if the optical centers arenât in the right place. And 5mm doesnât seem like a huge deal, but considering how close the spectacle plane it, it can make you miserable. It can make you dizzy, make your vision blurry, and give you awful headaches.
Generally, walking into ANY optical shop and asking for a PD measurement shouldnât be a big deal. And any optician who refuses to give you a PD? Is a dick.
^^^^^Good info. Iâve asked four times and only had one optician actually give me the measurement.
If you *canât* get them to give you the measurement because theyâre dicks (and sometimes they are and you canât take another day off of work to go to a different optical center) there is an infographic that goes into more detail about how to get an accurate reading if you canât find a non-jerk at the opticianâs office: https://www.zennioptical.com/measuring-pd-infographic
Warby Parker also now exists for glasses. They started in your heavy duty plastics and have just moved to titanium. They also have steel frames. All their prices include lenses.
If thereâs anything I can finesse, itâs a resume, interview and pay rate.Â
Please help? I need these skills?
Come my childâŚ
LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) Iâm going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didnât have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are youâre not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too.Â
Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. Iâm a HR Manager, Iâm not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.
Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.
Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company.Â
Chaotic good.Â
Hersheyâs Finesse Catalog
Cashier? Customer Service Manager
Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist IIÂ
Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator
Janitor? Sanitation Inspector
Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator
Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager
Stockroom? Inventory and production operator
@thisisnotanadultparty !!!! Per your request.Â
Sheâs actually a genius! She should write a life book I would buy! Always the plug!
@kimreesesdaughter oh snap Iâm going to tweak up my resume đđđž do you recommend that I use a PDF form for a resume?
Yes! Definitely use a PDF. I say this because, just in case you overlook any typos or errors, they wonât be as obvious. When recruiters open resumes in Word, here come all them damn squiggly red lines đ
what about background checks? thats gonna show us all for who we really are
Y'all are honestly overthinking this. You either take the tried and proven advice or you donât and continue to make minimum wage at a job that should be paying you $16/hr.
Adulting is a finesse. If you donât learn how to make things work for your advantage, you will not survive in this world or live the way you want to.
& one more time, BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE FOR CRIMINAL HISTORY! The only thing I would tell you to never lie about. You can go to any staffing agency and they would tell you to hype up your resume.
GOLD
Now how would YOU finesse an interview
I posted a video on it!
Key point: Practice!! How do you practice for an interview? Glassdoor.com (USE THIS). Look at common interview questions for the position/field youâre trying to get into. Practice answering questions using the S.T.A.R method.
Situation (explain the issue)
Task (describe YOUR responsibility with the issue)
Action (what did YOU do?)
Resolution (what was the end result?)
Research competency and behavioral based interviews and questions. Prepare examples from your previous jobs!
I hope that helps âşď¸
contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar thatâs your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit olâ iulius was
how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed
julius âhusband to all wives and wife to all husbandsâ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom
suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral
cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS
for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is t r u e
listen itâs one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a âgolden couch arrayed in purpleâ where âthe virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithyniaâ so I donât think good old Iulius is the only one whoâs got to ask himself some serious questions here.
@theprof739 youâve got some âsplaining to do
@kateybug Well Tumblr certainly follows in the tradition of Suetonius when it comes to biography, telling only the juiciest gossip. I wonât delve into the fact that Caesar was pretty well known for cheating on his Wife, so I will skip those accusations. So letâs talk about Caesar and Nicomedes IV. As a young man Caesar had some damn good reasons to stay the hell away from Rome (Which makes me think a short bio of why Caesarâs life is so crazy would be fun,) so Caesar got himself attached to a military campaign in Asia. So as a part of his service he was sent as an ambassador to King Nicomedes IV, who was an old friend of the Romans (twice prior to this Nicomedes had been forced out of his kingdom and needed the Romans to restore him to power,) to obtain a naval fleet to aid in the Romansâ actions in Asia. Caesar spent some time in the court of Nicomedes, such that he would refer to Nicomedes as a guest-friend (Greeks and Romans valued the reciprocal relationship between a host and their guest as a form of friendship. In the Iliad the Greek hero Diomedes does not fight the Trojan Glaucus because they learn their grandfathers were guest-friends and thus they two are also bound by friendship and they exchange armor.) Caesarâs mission was successful and Nicomedes gave naval assistance to the Romans and Caesar would continue on with his career. So what about the gossip, well certainly during Caesarâs lifetime there were rumors of a sexual liaison between Caesar an Nicomedes but that is just to sort of rumors that you find hurled around about figures during the time. Cicero Claimed that Clodius slept with his sister and that Pisoâs Epicurean philosophy made him addicted to orgies. One need only read his orations against Catiline to see what sort of invective Cicero could throw around. The above quoted source if you read it fully argues that these Rumors were exactly the sort of thing youâd expect for a prominent Roman man to face. It could have happened, but Iâd certainly like to hear it from sources that werenât opponents/detractors of Caesar or gossip artist Suetonius writing some 160 after his death. As to the thing about Nicomedes leaving his Kingdom to the Romans because of the Sex; well I would argue that Nicomedes bequeathed his kingdom to Rome for a number of reasons:
1. As far as I know Nicomedes had no direct heirs.
2. Nicomedes was a great friend of the Romans and owed them his throne.
3. Mithridates VI of Pontus (who was a major enemy of Rome at the time) was greedily eyeing the lands of his neighbor, Nicomedes. 4. Nicomedes was following the example of King Attalus III of Pergamon who had bequeathed his kingdom to Rome upon his death in 133 BC. These seems much more valid reasons than some really great sex the king had once some 6 years earlier.Â
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18thC Dog Collars
not gonna lie, these collars look like bdsm collars.
Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
Oh
My
God
HOLY SHIT
i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.
Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I donât know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass.Â
Play this on a loop at my funeral.
I feel the immense need to go beat up shit again.
I justâŚ. this is the mashup we do not deserve but so desperately need.
IâVE LITERALLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS. THEY ARE THE SAME SONG.