i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary
he was just very real about it
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary
he was just very real about it

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sorry dudes someone hacked my shit xoxo
I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we arenât 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, youâre immediately terminated? He says âGood luck with your no money, no job lifeâ but the implication is pretty clearââGood luck starving to death because you didnât live to serve me/my companyâÂ
So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesnât please your employers, youâre punished.
Holy fuck
This is some dystopian shit right here
This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. Thereâs a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you canât complain you canât find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).
If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html
And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4
I have always been uncomfortable with this post and Iâm so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me
reblogging because I legit did not know about the National Labor Relations Act
it fact checks
iâve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same
In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.
thank
Random fact: Verdana is one of the few fonts which was specifically designed to be as easy to read as possible, even at smaller type sizes. It was designed this way for use on screen, but the same principles apply in print too. This is part of why some Universities use Verdana as their default font for documents.
âIn the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sansâ is one of the best things Iâve ever read on this website
@pedeka @lunariagold @darklittlestories
Iâll take Comic Sans over Arial any day.Â
Century Gothic and Trebuchet are both quite handsome typefaces.
Iâm partial to Century Gothic as well. Itâs serif, but not boring.
Thereâs also a dyslexic font designed especially for dyslexic people to read.
You can install on your tablets, laptops and browers etc, so not only can you change things like documents into it, you can change websites into that font as well!Â
Iâm sure youâre bright enough to do a google search, but since Iâm dumb enough to forget to post a link, here it is. Better late than never
https://www.dyslexiefont.com/en/dyslexie-font/
I default to arial for this reason, but I will now be defaulting to verdana or dyslexie. nice.
I donât think I have dyslexia but that dyslexie font was the easiest fucking thing to read ever. Books should be written in that shit.
ALSO!!!
For computer reading, when you mix up lines of text, thereâs a web browser app called Beeline Reader. It looks like this
The colors are also customizable, to an extent and while I donât have dyslexia, I have adhd which makes reading large amounts of text harder and this helps A LOT.
This is dope. I freaking love how much more accessible this information is nowadays.
for our dyslexic ravens.
Literally the only thing I was able to read correctly were the two photos showing how and why they worked-
Thatâs straight up witchcraft yo

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I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:
How about you guys?
From Postcards From Google Earth
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Mario kart off the shits
âStudent athleteâ (x)
No. Fucking. Joke.
why is tuition so high? well im pretty sure a hefty part of your tuition goes straight into the football coach, football gear, football stadium upkeep and renovations, and however much money it takes to bus and hotel the football team on away days but really the fucking coaches what the ever loving hell man how do you justify this?
weâre really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like âfabulous, sureâ
Iâm going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

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long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
Hi, what the FUCK emotion if this photo of filthy Frank supposed to evoke because all Iâm feeling is wrath
Ummm he hates being associated with Filt*y Fr*nk now ://
He doesnât get to abandon his slursona
My Teeth Are Going To Kill Me AKA I survived catching COVID19 but I might not survive sepsis
Listen, I hate doing this. I hate revealing things about myself online but here we go. I was born with a thing called amelogenisis imperfecta, basically teeth with no enamel, extremely soft, and cavity prone.
I grew up in a poverty stricken town in the deep south, and went to the dentist one time as a kid. He suggested caps and spacers for my teeth to mitigate the damage, but the state insurance didnât cover that, as it fell under âcosmetic proceduresâ, and would cost almost two thousand dollars out of pocket.
We didnât have that. My mom was raising 5 kids. Of course we didnât have that.
So I went through life getting cavities and having teeth snap off at the gumline. I had a tooth break while brushing my teeth (which I do with a baby toothbrush. every time I eat, I floss, I rinse, the whole nine, every day at least 4 times because debris = abscess). Iâm not kidding you. This is deadly serious. My brother had the same condition, and got pericarditis from an infected molar and nearly died from sepsis. Iâve talked to dental schools, but they are unwilling to so much as go near my mouth in this condition. I have more abscesses than teeth.
Itâs getting harder and harder to eat solid food.
You may think this is a scam. You may think, your teeth canât be THAT bad! Friends, strangers, mutuals, I am about to share something with you that brings me so much humiliation and pain, in hopes that you will help me. PLEASE be kind, I know theyâre an ugly sight, I know itâs terrible. Nearly each and every one needs to be pulled, and my insurance only covers 30% of the cost. Two teeth cost me 618. As horrifying as this is for me, as shame filled as I am, I ask you to spread this post as far as possible.
Warning: GRAPHIC IMAGES OF TEETH
as you can see, the situation is Bad. My teeth are Bad. Everything is Bad. I need help. Each one needs pulled, at the least, so I can get a set of dentures. My dream would be implants, but thatâs simply a dream and not a possibility. I just want enough money to have each one yanked for good. Over the last 4 months Iâve been on clindamycin 3 times for the infections.
Please, for the love of whatever deity you hold dear, help me. Tag your friends, do whatever you have to, laugh at me if you want, as long as this post gets some sort of exposure because I am staring death in the face at this point.
Paypal: paypal.me/fowlerblack
Yâall have me fucking crying with gratitude. This is proof that even SMALL donations of 5$ make such a massive difference. To everyone giving, big and small amounts, bless your hearts âĽď¸ I cannot day enough thank you.
Also, with so many folks suggesting it, I went and made a GoFundMe for this issue, so if you feel safer donating through GFM, here is the link. I will be updating it and this post as regularly as I can.
gf.me/u/ytv7tu
Listen, I hate doing this. I hate revealing things about myself online but here we go. I was bo⌠Quincey Black needs your support for My Te
what do i caption this
The Addams off the shits
This sums up my entire personality
Theyâre partyinâ and ravinâ Theyâre loud and misbehavinâ A good timeâs what theyâre cravinâ The Addams off the shits
people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

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Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something đ
Me reading what the tattoo was:
oof totally forgot i had this blog but heres some dorohedoro doods that i did in between homework