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Rex

Literally anything except for she/her idc

Adult with elderly bones

Queer

POC

AO3 is Snowcapped_Hotcocoa

Creator of Flynnpocalypse, originator of some theme discourse stuff

Tags are: rex.txt (text posts), rex.personal (original posts ig), rex.media (pictures etc), rex.picrew, rex.ask, rex.tagged, rex.poll.

I tag any media as “(acronym or word) posting” and celebrities as “(first initial)(last name)” or “(last initial)(first name)” when talking about idols

I have an old phone with a shitty battery that hates tumblr so forgive the sporadic posts

#rex.txt #rex.personal #intro post

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adziedoodlesphan

happy birthday🎁 @danielhowell

Through all the eras you have shared with us, you have brought so much joy and hope to so many people - including myself and all of those I've been lucky enough to befriend thanks to you & Phil💛

Thank you so much for being here 🫶✨ Wishing you the best always!

more phan doodles here / twitter post

#dnp posting #art my beloved <3

cordspaghetti

last week’s request: mcr on the muppet show <3

#Kicking my feet and giggling I love this so much #mcr posting #art my beloved <3

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#A Tim Horton’s peach quencher

yamada-ryo

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

ouroborosorder

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

yamada-ryo

Oops.

ouroborosorder

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dramatic-dolphin

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

apricops

“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool

“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help

“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them

“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill

amazoogle

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

yknow what. maybe the millennials were onto something. I too don’t feel like adulting today

#anyway I went to the bank and my hands were shaking the entire time #rex.txt

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

jackviator

dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

apricoctopus

Let the path of this post continue.

bebsi-cola

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

bebsi-cola

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

pekkhum

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

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pseudophan

makingqueerhistory

I'm so tired of SWERFs and TERFs in my notes lying about queer history.

Magnus Hirschfeld was not a Nazi.

Transgender people were targets during the Holocaust.

Porn and sex work have been and are currently valuable parts of the queer community.

Queer history is important, which is why they are lying about it and trying to erase portions. Please support us in sharing queer history, because it's clear that the climate for these truths is getting more hostile.

vero-niche

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

vero-niche

none of us are making those appointments huh

phaeton-flier

We should have a day to do this. Like 8th of month is ADHDay, call your doctor to get the pills.

phaeton-flier

Happy 8th of the month! It's ADHDay. Have you been putting off making a doctor's appointment? Today is the day to do that. Do it now, right now, before you forget again.

nicothespy

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

ladyofthebookcase

genuinely a strong contender for one of the funniest blog descriptions ive ever seen

#This person was once a sw*ftie too which is just. pick a struggle #I FORGOT APPARENTLY THIS PERSON IS RICH AND THINKS PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT CAPITALISM #I don’t know if she matured past age 14 tbh

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twilightofthesandwiches

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

#My hair starts growing tile roof red #I mean… it’s not harmful ?

smoke-in-the-wind

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

filthburger

sudorm-rfslash

Hang on I need to look something up

sudorm-rfslash

monochromaticchime

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