as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

girl who bounces on it so hard she rips your shit clean off and rips your heart out and eats it and then goes woohoo yippee

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading