girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

cadaveric spasm is a beautiful name for a baby it

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

I’m starting to feel like my conspiracy theorist middle school teacher who accused me of being a lizard working for the government

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma