'ryland grace has no close human relationships on earth' do you know how hard it is to have a standing weekly date with a friend for YEARS. that's crazy. that's amazing. marissa and grace going out every thursday is what modern devotion is made of. marissa phm i am holding you in the palms of my hands.

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

its me boy I'm the floppy disk talking to you inside your brain listen to me boy put me up your ass

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

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Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful