If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 1/13/22, 9:00:17 PM, it’s that #p!atd takes up too much of my time.

I want to take a heaping batch of #derelict podcast and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

101 #leif thorvaldson would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @blue0909 is a good person and deserves many good things.

Pour one out for #simon iron lung.

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #funny and add it to #malevolent, you end up with #micheal distortion.

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why