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@glow-in-the-dark-mantis this is the type of shit you do to me all the time

@starship-passenger I will never forgive you for The Oysters Deception

I've got to ask, what is the Oysters Deception? It sounds like an escalation in Hitman.

While we were shopping for plants in an Ace Hardware, my friend told me that Unitarian Universalists have a religious dietary restriction against eating oysters, like how Jews have Kosher or Muslims have Halal, but for UUs it's only just oysters and nothing else (this is a complete lie based on absolutely nothing). They then proceeded to make fun of me for having believed them. I have been ruthlessly mocked for having a trusting and beautiful soul for the past 4 years of my life.

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

you DONT remember correctly you TOLD the STORY WRONG!!

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

reba's character in tremors would not say that unfortunately

can someone tell me if this character has breasts