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Reblogging this specifically to show to @3liza, because I think she’d be intrigued by the shape and structure.

thank you!! i think i may have even reblogged this before, because youre right, its such a high fashion and modern construction. it really emphasizes one of the interesting things about military surplus: because it is a garment designed by the national government of a country, it often reifies preexisting stereotypes about that country, in this case the canny eye for the chic typified by the French. the sleekest and most stylistically interesting milsurp pieces are often french ime! many of the “sexiest” milsurp clothes ive seen are french productions

Being pro gay means being pro drunk diving because what if a scientstist discovered that drunk driving makes people gay.

Yoooooooo drunk diving sounds littt

im good how r u? Also I’ve imagined u holding me while I cry

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

@glow-in-the-dark-mantis this is the type of shit you do to me all the time

@starship-passenger I will never forgive you for The Oysters Deception

I've got to ask, what is the Oysters Deception? It sounds like an escalation in Hitman.

While we were shopping for plants in an Ace Hardware, my friend told me that Unitarian Universalists have a religious dietary restriction against eating oysters, like how Jews have Kosher or Muslims have Halal, but for UUs it's only just oysters and nothing else (this is a complete lie based on absolutely nothing). They then proceeded to make fun of me for having believed them. I have been ruthlessly mocked for having a trusting and beautiful soul for the past 4 years of my life.