Hewwo? Its Me

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.

not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

yeah like. why the fuck would I want to live somewhere where one of the location's defining traits is "nobody wants to come here"

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Why are they moving.

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept