there's no book club??

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

I’ve never met somebody’s boyfriend who deserved to live

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Happy pride to da lesbiangs

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.