we post cringe here, sir

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

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maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

An estimated 16-21% of fatal car crashes are due to fatigue.

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

like ilya loves shane so much oh god…. he would lay down on broken glass over burning earth for shane….he would do anything beyond anything that’s healthy for shane, give his beating heart for shane from his chest if shane needed it to replace his own. he cares about shane’s well-being far more than his own

and when shane tells him that the greatest gift ilya could give him is to care about Himself the way he cares about Shane......... now the real work begins

this is your daily reminder that ilya rozanov cannonically thinks scott hunter is hot and that’s important to me

Big fan of calling male characters babygirls but I think we should start calling female characters babyboys too

I’ve seen people on here rail separately against calling male characters babygirls and calling female characters little guys, and while I think they’ve correctly identified a problem (“girl” has sexual or demeaning or childish connotations while “guy” is an example of masculine-as-neutral-default) I don’t think the answer is to get more essentialist in our language use but rather to freak it up more. he’s just a little gal. she’s my sweet baby boy. she’s my boyfriend. he’s my special girlie. she’s my beautiful husband.

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian