detox just to retox

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

UTENA STOP TRYING TO BECOME A PRINCE THE LAKERS NEED A CENTER

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

I would say this is the post that made me explain cuckolding to my mom, except she already knows because of our one neighbor down the street with 1) a massive Vote Trump sign and 2) a truck absolutely plastered in cuckolding fetish stickers

My liege, if you recall, the prophecy stated that you would fall by the hands of your first born son. Yes, I understand that twelve daughters is a very impressive feat, but mayhaps you should consider quitting while you’re ahead?

it may already be too late my liege, i do not think all 12 of daughters will remain daughters, one of thy daughters hath already begun listening to cavetown and told me elliot is a pretty cool name and what if she went by elliot, i quote "but like as a joke"