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My phone’s Jesse Pinkman ass autocorrect is so dedicated to changing “fucked up” to “fucked yo”

The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

[transcript: #hashtag period-typical anti-racism /end transcript]

Oh yes! the neuros I have talked to who did it, I always asked them if they repair the area afterward. The good ones do as a matter of course, so if you are going to get one, ask about what they do to repair the dura afterwards!!!

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal