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I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

I'm a mailman and today a kid sprayed me point blank with a hose while her mother watched

this is like a second coming of that infamous post with anais calling shinji ikari 

asmr boyfriend: I'm so lucky to have such a gorgeous and kind girlfriend

Another day another hustle keep that cock hard king let’s get that shit

miku in the music video of a vocaloid song about committing suicide:

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

so the ship got unstuck. wanna know how i could tell?