Behold my dogs or else (...I'll be sad)

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

...is this the support for drawing face down i have wanted for my whole life? Pip, if this is comfortable, I'm naming my snake's next shed after you.

they know what's fucking UP let's hear it for ergonomics

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

Imagine seeing the Kant Car commit an extremely minor parking violation. I'd be so mad

chell twitch streamer. is this anything

Glados is there. She constantly complains that Chell is “playing the game wrong” but does so entirely through large donations, almost single handedly funding the channel

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unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british