Behold my dogs or else (...I'll be sad)

there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail

"bruce springsteen has had a complicated relationship with sexuality and masculinity and especially as a young man he was trying to live up to some idea of what it meant to be a man and there was a period in his early 30s where he was horrifically lonely and deeply conflicted about his identity and depressed and drained from touring and throwing his entire existence into music and he was having a crisis over his ability to have a stable relationship cos he still believed that what he was aiming for was marriage and heterosexuality but he'd been failing his entire life and the longest lasting most stable relationships in his life at that point were with music & with clarence clemons!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he rushed into a marriage in the 80s. and broke up the e street band. and got divorced. and then got married again to patti scialfa and he's still with her to this day and loves her more than anything and their marriage is stable and happy but it still took him until he was almost 40 to finally choose that life and settle into it and find that he could do it and it could make him happy. and then he also still continued to write and release songs with homoerotic overtones and the possibility for queer readings and his relationship with clarence clemons had changed by the 90s but continued to be deep and meaningful and they got closer and closer again further into old age and continued to regard each other as soulmates and there's also bruce's relationship with his father and the fact that in some of the relationships he had when he was younger he was kind of the girlfriend and the way he talks about some of his male idols it kind of sounds like he had a crush on them and also the fact that anything can happen in the 1970s." this we cannot possibly refute

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

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then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?

@bashircore downloading "getting spoofy on the bloot" to my vernacular.

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

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Growing pains

Stuff I needed to hear way back when, I can tell myself now. The trick is getting myself to believe it.

Secondary problem: new saints means it's easier to traffic relics, cause the Church will prioritise parts of their body, meaning if you move fast you can throw things like their smartphone on ebay for a quick buck

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