“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
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The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

oozey mess

tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan

roma★
hello vonnie

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
🪼
★
Doug Jones
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Russia

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from France
seen from Ecuador

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Canada

seen from India
seen from Brazil

seen from Panama
seen from Pakistan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bangladesh
@epic-asshole
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

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There are no coincidences.
guy who takes a bite out of the blunt when you pass it to him

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im like 2% cute and 98% single
Can you be 100% mine?
Breaking Bad = Swag
Better Call Saul = Class
The Sopranos = Clairvoyance
family guy = funy
I can never forget how the only method Tumblr has of preventing you from downloading copyrighted content from an audio post is to have a message on the source code saying "please don't download this we'll get in trouble"
This is not a joke

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why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much
me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this
me: *ruins everything*
alignment chart but it’s things my favorite manager says frequently

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ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening
i have to stop finding things out this way
Me, a Star Wars loving hoe: Yo FUCK Star Wa--
The Mouse™:
Me:
🗣 I LOVE Star Wars!