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veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

kitsuneharmony

one year into the marriage

homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

piratedgender

weantuniverse

heroesofdigitalrock

Doug Sneyd for Playboy

ahotknife

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

noctthedoor

Don’t leave this in the tags

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enbycarp

Via The Nutrition Tea on Facebook. Reminders from Shana Minei Spence.

lyninabin

reminders because we all need them sometimes

the seventh pic, for those unable to see it well, says: stress will take more of a toll on you than a cookie ever will

whimsyelderfan

@kaity--did here’s some vindication.

kaity--did

Heavy on ice cream being for all year round! Put a jacket on and enjoy baybe

gauntletqueen

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

mistral

well what does it taste like then?

gauntletqueen

ober-affen-geil

You know, the place where I last worked wanted to use our reading room as backdrop for a filmed interview (we had a very pretty reading room). On the day the film crew was there, the audio guy came over to my desk which was at the edge of the space and said "Look, you can keep working 'cus you're not doing anything too loud, but in a minute I'm going to go over there and call for silence for 10-20 seconds, and during that time I need you to not make any noise." And I went "lol sure" but he clearly felt a little uncomfortable telling me to not move at my own desk so he explained; the purpose of those 20 seconds is to record the silence in the room.

It's so they have a patch they can edit "silence" over some extraneous background noise later (the phone ringing, me getting an email, the toilet flushing in the bathroom next door, the elevator coming and going, noisy student group, etc), but the point was that they can't just slap any old "silence" over a recording done in a certain room. They have to use the "silence" *from that room* or it will be jarring on a subliminal level to the people listening. Because silence has a sound, and it's a little different everywhere you hear it.

That's what water tastes like.

redstonedust

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

redstonedust

souperluminal

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

tzifron

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actionpainting-deactivated20231

my nephews lunch that he packed

rnelodyy

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

puppygirllaika

that's arugula

ceo-of-lesbians

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

bnunybusiness

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"WE MATCH"

monroejigsaw

Omg

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Bunkin :D

simply-a-dream

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

creative-anchorage

depsidase

tiredandoptimistic

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

terriblygrimm

faerieinthehumanworld

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hyrude

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

lamphous

matched set

malibuklaus

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