Just your average trans guy

You know what I want? A vampire comedy where at one point a vampire goes “Your father would be spinning in his grave” and then there’s a quick cutaway to a dimly lit gothic boudoir where a coffin is rattling at an incredible speed

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

the "pennywise is surprisingly homophobic" screenshot kills me bc im trying to imagine a point in time where someone watched IT and went "the clown thats killing all these people is probably a gay rights activist on the side though"

pennywise is in the sewer writing snapchat articles for pink news

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

I still laugh uncontrollably at this tiny thread

This is what college is like

I am simultaneously both of these people.

I need the namr of the song asap fam

I’m younger than you and you’re making me feel old

in FLA (circa 1997- 2000) it was illegal to alter the skin of oranges. Either by manually applying or with (in)direct exposure to any foreign (foreign to the fruit) substances. FLA oranges are always a mottled greenish/yellowish/orange coloration. A completely evenly orange colored orange has ALWAYS been treated in a way to create this coloration One of the easiest ways to do this is expose the fruit skin to ethylene gas

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

I wish I had bones

I wish I had ketamine

Who didn’t realize he was gay? ❤️

Who is that? 😓😍

MAN KICKED OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME

ILLEGALLY HANDSOME GUY AND HIS ILLEGALLY HANDSOME BOYFRIEND

it’s funny because he was kicked out of the country for fear that women would throw themselves at him and he was probably like lol 

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

“Don’t worry, I’m a writer”

Dont worry, im an artist

I just like the pattern a lot

theres the psychopath

I’m just all of the above.

I am a cocksucking rat king

I’m a murderer.

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm