VINCENT?!

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

Some people are really out here like "I like horror, but not jump scares or violence and gore or topics that make me uncomfortable or scared in any way". Brother I hate to break it to you but I don't really think you like horror

I like comedy but NOT if it's lighthearted or features surprising situations or might make me smile or laugh

LITERAL ICON HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING

what a fascinating woman

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…