*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now
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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

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it might be wine...
its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives
tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void
Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
OK 👍 that is helps
at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show
"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

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i dont knowwwwww
his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog
[ID: A black cat laying contentedly on a frog plush]
*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
These guys
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

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Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
Can't walk: you have been poisonrd
Can't run: you have been poisoned
Can't jump: you have been poisoned
Can't think: you have been poisoned
Can't feel: you have been poisoned
Can't fly: you have been poisoned
Control the world by dreaming: no poison detected