is that… your true face?

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[ID: A black cat laying contentedly on a frog plush]

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If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this