my willem dafomance

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

google used to know what i was talking about

The disposable aluminum bodies they put on monsters trucks are kind of like lingerie if you think about it... Thin, decorative more than functional, meant to come off... We all know wrestling is theatre, but Monster Jam is burlesque.