Keni
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sade Olutola
Today's Document
Discoholic 🪩
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@galaxysquirrels
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
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The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote
for anyone wondering about the second quote:
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™
no photos, please 🚫
(i’ve been re-listening to night vale recently! i’m so nostalgic for this town)
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
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“not only is this truly my favorite lizard, but this lizard is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote. Now the way that happened is when I was a little kid, my mom used to bring me out here to the Sonoran desert and I would look for these lizards. However, because of their camouflage, they’re difficult to find. Now, one of their main predators is the Roadrunner. So what I would do is search for Roadrunners. I would follow these Roadrunners hoping that they would lead me to the horned lizards. My mom would watch me doing this and would say to herself, ‘you know what you’re kinda like? You’re kinda like Wile E. Coyote from the Warner Bros. cartoon.’ And then she started calling me Coyote. So this little lizard, the Regal Horned Lizard, is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote.”
Okay, I had always assumed it was some ludicrous showbiz name he cooked up to sound cool (perfectly fine thing for a broad-appeal, showy nature show host to do) but learning he was just cartoonishly into lizards as a child is the best thing.
I will miss Steve-o till my dying day, but I REALLY like Coyote Petersen. He’s got exactly the right amount of enthusiasm for animals AND he looks like the huge nerd he is. He’s really great.
2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule
reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule
#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS
aquarius and 3 am to 2 pm
met gala 2014 // met gala 2019
Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself
they’re WHAT
“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.”
Pikachu would like your credit card details.
he can have them
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that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.
So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.
And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.
Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.
Good post op
only ways to describe a song
this song:
slaps
fucks
goes hard
is a bop / banger / jam
Screams Gay Rights
I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough
What the FUCK
hey quick question why is this bible verse the funniest thing ive read all week
Jesus: im gonna be killed and then rise from the dead on the third day. just thought I’d let yall know
the disciples:
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Literally please please don’t interrupt people who have speech impediments to correct or rush them.
That includes not interrupting:
• Stuttering
• Really slow speech / lots of pauses or ums
• People who have difficulty being concise because thats really common for autism/adhd/other nd brains
• People with lisps/slurred speech due to a natural impediment
• People who repeat themselves without meaning to (another nd brain thing)
We KNOW that our speech isn’t typical, and a lot of us (though not speaking (yes that was a pun) for all of us) are pretty sensitive about it.
By interrupting you disrupt our train of thought, and in some cases we will literally forget everything about what we were going to say.
Also noah fence but if you interrupt to mock, laugh at, or get angry at us for our speech I hope you have a bad day and step on a lego.
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