a ghost is literally alive

jerking off is lowkey boring like allat for not much yk what i mean like that bitch w his boulder

can't read mlm fiction where they cheat on their wives/gfs bc the wanting to bludgeon both men to death gets in the way but i eat it up when lesbians use & betray the men in their lives #mydoublestandard

likable in a china shop

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous

Kid learns how to use dark magic

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished