potomac zed.

love the word rural makes us all sound stupid as hell when we say it. marble mouthed dumbasses.

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

YES

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk