prose and constellations

quick guys claim ur "i was a fan of octet b4 it became mainstream" badge b4 it goes mainstream

never think about your oc as a child btw it’s an irrecoverable pain . when they were young and the world was small and there was someone there who loved them

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers i must by narrative necessity live through this] sail about a little and see the watery part of the world

Im interested in learning everyone's media traditions. Like watching Die Hard every Christmas or Groundhogs Day every Groundhogs Day. id love to know if anyone has a specific summer movie or Halloween movie or St. Patrick's Day movie or whatever. please tag it so I can know

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

This is genuinely the idea behind Kendal Mint Cake

Say what now?