it's lavender

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

HAPPY YAOI DAY!!!

it's that time of the year again my dudes

YAOI

9 Year Anniversary of the LA Gang War that threatened Markiplier’s life

It’s been a decade since an LA Gang War has threatened Markiplier’s life

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

hiiiii doing these again! my hours at my job got cut real bad and i need the additional money 😭 please hmu if you are interested!

okay well it looks like i might be sick and unable to work one of my only TWO assigned shifts this week (13 hours total), i’m kind of in a rough spot rn 😭 comms are still open but may be delayed, if you feel like just tossing me a few dollars i also have a ko-fi! i’m working on the process of landing a new job atm and it may be a couple of days to a week or two until i know for sure if i got the position, i’m hoping for the best on that front.

hiiii so my hours got cut even more 😭 i’m following up with the other place about a job opportunity but idk if or when that’s working out

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier