Mx. Hell

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

@funnier-when-objectum

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

You are so right actually

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Curse, famously have i The which

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

See it even works out because Amaury Guichon is like, the only guy who can make chocolate do any of... that. Of course any creature of his would be entirely reliant on his chocolate shaping prowess to get a living partner in chocolateness!

This is burrowing into my brain as a terrible fusion of Pygmalion and Frankenstein, in which the creation is given life out of love, but it all goes bad, because ultimately love isn't enough. Gonna chew on this for a while.

Ooooh that's interesting, especially as like, the core conflict of frankenstein is that victor doesn't give his creature affection! If he'd shown any parental care, then things would've definitely gone differently. I don't know if they would've gone better per se, but it'd certainly shake out different. A creature that's been loved and cared for... but still is denied a companion that shares its origins and unique existence in life... fascinating.

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.