they don't call me waltz tango for nothing

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

Propaganda

Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):

definitely a lesbian

has terrible horrible visions of Doom

occasionally gets possessed by a supernatural force that makes her better at fighting demons and also makes smoke pour out of her eyes

described as "if Charlize Theron in Mad Max didn't have a celebrity skincare routine"

fights with a fucking sick axe with a red stone head

wears an old flight suit but with the arms tied around her waist like a classic hot scifi lesbian

died and came back wrong!!!!!!!!

her link to the world of the living is the motherless 12 year old girl she rescued from a mine collapse and taught how to ride a horse and who loves her sooooo much

almost got turned into a centaur made of plant and bone one time

has a horse named Freddie

can engage a small gang on equal footing

Kiki Cethin (The Room Where It Happened: Elder County and Foxfire):

Do y'all need some big, strong, tanned arms to hold you? Do you need to see a woman twice your size throw a scumbag on his ass? What if she could turn into a massive werewolf and hulk out of her shirt?

Then you want Kiki Cethin! She's incredibly soft hearted, stubborn, determined, and has a gruff exterior that tricks people into thinking she isn't as nice as she is. She went through hell trying to find her missing little brother.

She's in a weird emotional thing with her friend Cecily

She's the pack leader and union rep of a werewolf pack

SHE'S TRANS!

she's so strong

She gets emotional when she holds babies

Kiki can tear a car to pieces with her bare paws

Art of Kiki Cethin by @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Propaganda

Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):

definitely a lesbian

has terrible horrible visions of Doom

occasionally gets possessed by a supernatural force that makes her better at fighting demons and also makes smoke pour out of her eyes

described as "if Charlize Theron in Mad Max didn't have a celebrity skincare routine"

fights with a fucking sick axe with a red stone head

wears an old flight suit but with the arms tied around her waist like a classic hot scifi lesbian

died and came back wrong!!!!!!!!

her link to the world of the living is the motherless 12 year old girl she rescued from a mine collapse and taught how to ride a horse and who loves her sooooo much

almost got turned into a centaur made of plant and bone one time

has a horse named Freddie

can engage a small gang on equal footing

Kiki Cethin (The Room Where It Happened: Elder County and Foxfire):

Do y'all need some big, strong, tanned arms to hold you? Do you need to see a woman twice your size throw a scumbag on his ass? What if she could turn into a massive werewolf and hulk out of her shirt?

Then you want Kiki Cethin! She's incredibly soft hearted, stubborn, determined, and has a gruff exterior that tricks people into thinking she isn't as nice as she is. She went through hell trying to find her missing little brother.

She's in a weird emotional thing with her friend Cecily

She's the pack leader and union rep of a werewolf pack

SHE'S TRANS!

she's so strong

She gets emotional when she holds babies

Kiki can tear a car to pieces with her bare paws

Art of Kiki Cethin by @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut: