no way out

another cup of coffee for the bisexual pervert

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

OCD recovery is cosmically unfair because it's the only disorder i know of where the treatment is 'okay! now make yourself feel worse'

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

sometimes you enjoy a piece of media that is kinda trash and you have to live with it

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."