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OOPS TOO DEEP

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

no whats it about

gay love

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user ajanWachuku. (@/ ajanwachuku) edited to read: I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (writing fanfiction) /End ID]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

Not necessarily romantic (either in the text or through a shipping lense). Yeah this is my guy don't split us up. No particular reason.

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

I love shipping. I'll never not ship characters. the 'they're so siblings coded' propaganda won't work on me. they fuck nasty cause I said so.

saw someone say that they don't read fics under 10k and had to laugh because more fool you, that is where all the bangers are. obviously I'm biased but truly nothing hits like a 1.5k fic with a lowercase title from some obscure poet where nothing actually happens and yet you emerge blinking with a completely new outlook on the character. infinitely rereadable. like a perfectly crafted pastry. I'm gobbling them up!

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?