fully aware that bleach tag is kinda dead, but i'm gonna scream into the void anyway because why not
i was actually thinking today about how a lot of people say that "grimmjow has cat-like traits" because of his adjuchas form and whatnot and a lot of people use it in their fanarts/fics so my question is.
what about the rest of the espada?
and i came up with a few headcanons for some of the espada (thanks wikipedia for giving me all the necessary facts)
Halibel
since she's a shark, she can't sleep on her back since shark enter a trance-like state
so, if someone were to make her lie on her back mid-battle, they'd win instantly
this is kinda canon but sharks also have a strong hierarchy, so her having the Tres Bestias around fits into this quite nicely
Ulquiorra
the worst vision known to man, makes squeaking noises to walk around
has a love-hate relationship with Hueco Mundo. since it's always night, his body wants to be constantly awake, even when he's exhausted
when he does sleep, it's actually upside down. no one knows this and he's making sure it stays that way
Nel
even though she has that whole talk about being different from animals, she will ram into people with her head
(Grimmjow is usually the victim of this)
has a so called 'home range' aka a place she considers to be purely hers. if someone else enters it, she gets agitated
Starrk
i might actually be cooking here, but Starrk was pretty much a lone wolf and lone wolves do not survive for long in the wild
wolves actually communicate mainly through touch, so I feel like he'd be a very touchy person (putting his hand on Lilynette's shoulder, or holding her hand before realizing he actually has to talk for her to understand)
would in fact sometimes growl like a wolf when agitated
Bonus:
By following this logic, they should've used a raid spray to get rid of Nnoitra
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Too many people on Tumblr never moved past their edgy highschool reverse misogyny phase and now are on here saying the same things there dad says about women but about trans men, intersex men, black and brown men, and disabled men, but thinking there being cool and progressive not just like... an asshole
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wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude
"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts đ content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
The degree to which modern fans deliberately project their personal psychological issues onto fictional characters is alarming.
You are expected to "relate" to some characters and stories. Yes. That is not the same thing I keep witnessing, where people will decide a given character is literally everything they are the very instant they have anything in common, or an antagonist is exactly like a real person who hurt them, and emotionally invest SO much into this that they can feel actually betrayed when the events deviate from exactly the catharsis they hoped for.
This seems so normalized by some people, I suspect they assume by default that this is basically what fiction is "for" and it never even crossed their minds that you're supposed to enjoy most stories as an outside observer rather than as some sort of guided roleplay session.
This is why creators get harassed and abused more than ever by entitled fandoms.
No, it's not normal, you are not supposed to think of it that way, fictional characters are separate beings from you.
one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
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the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
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This post is so funny literally proving OOPâs point. Most of âtransfeministâ Tumblr canât handle how queer people described themselves in the 90âs either. Ntm that at least 50% of these are clearly transfems describing themselves, which itâs pretty fucking transmisogynistic to police the language theyâre using. The only possible issue is the use of the h-word if said person wasnât intersex but itâs the 90âs. All these people sound cool as fuck and would probably call OP a cop
Also this is "My Gender Workbook" by Kate Bornstein a transfem who literally helped to pave way for transfeminism (in fact this book is arguably the first ever transfeminist workbook) and these are the replies that she chose to include in her book about gender diversity.
It's very clear that for many people, the mere act of supporting a transgender man or transmasc person is enough to throw trans women and transfem people under the bus, even including transfem people who have spent decades developing transfeminism and gender activism.
some lady made a vid about her substack essay called âi like men the way gay men like menâ and then she describes her attraction to men as hungryyy and primal and how she just rlly wants to fuck themâŚgirl ur just attracted to menâŚ.atleast say u wanna eat his hairy hole or huff his pits or do socked foot worship⌠like ur not acting like a gay man u just like having normal straight sex with menâŚ? đ