It Is I, The Frenchiest Fry

I bet trapping someone in a painting is reallyyyyyy fun

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

if your childhood favourite books don't make you look back and go "man i should not have been reading that, what the fuck" then you're doing it wrong

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

lets All lock in starting Right Now