It Is I, The Frenchiest Fry

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Any game can be a time loop game if you’re bad enough at it

don’t soft block me i will follow you again i’m not that bright

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

I want money

I want unemployment

inside me there are two wolves

well “just friends” don’t reblog each other’s posts like that.

im not a dick sucker but $0 is $0

sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

i almost watched a film once