It Is I, The Frenchiest Fry

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Any game can be a time loop game if you’re bad enough at it

don’t soft block me i will follow you again i’m not that bright

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

I want money

I want unemployment

inside me there are two wolves

well “just friends” don’t reblog each other’s posts like that.

im not a dick sucker but $0 is $0

sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time