Brain Expert

I would like to note that all posts in this blog are Fake and Not Real and Satire and I am lying on the internet for fun. I will otherwise commit to the bit here out of principle.

A study just found that if you get bricks dropped on your head it’s actually bad for your brain health and can have negative consequences such as, killing you!

Fun fact! Instead of a certain environment killing machine which uses up millions of gallons of water, you can generate words and ideas and stories and images with the amazing power of your brain instead! And it’s way more fun also!!

We have just recently found out that hamsters don’t possess an amygdala (responsible for sensing danger) and that horses have a minimum of seven.

Fun Brain Fact Number #5: a beetle 🪲 is a type of bug 🦗🪰🐜 which is why it looks like that

If you want to you can download The Sims 2 (2004) into your brain and nobody can stop you

Next year they will release new lobe that lets you read 0.0001% faster!

They’re creating something called the Evil Medulla and it just kills you. Or so I’ve heard.

Brain Fun Fact Number 24: At any given moment, you brain could have up to five trillion weevils in it. Especially if you have rice or other grains in there!

Three monster energy drinks and a sleeve of Oreos for dinner is the best way to quickly improve brain health

You can take your brain out of your skull and draw stars on it in sharpie to make it look cool and pretty!

The ultimate outcome of microplastics is that the brain will turn into a bunch of small plastic beads. We’re not sure if that’s good or bad yet though.

I have developed a new brain procedure that puts a hole in the middle of the brain, making it donut shaped. Very fun and whimsical!

instead of asking chat png or whatever you can ask me questions and you can trust me because I have never lied once in my life and I have several brain science degrees

Brain fun fact Number Twelve: You can kill anything that annoys you with hammers if you want