Like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

They should invent a "remind me later" button for distressing responses

they did its called dissociation you should try it but watch out!!!

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

I maintain that taskmaster and gamechanger are platonic BDSM and you cannot change my mind

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

why is everyone born in 2006 now. how are you alive

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and read gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands