Like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

well when i was at the gym my phone fell to the ground and cracked open and i think my battery was a little ajar but i pushed everything back in the case and it still worked?? idk if i'm going to need to fix my phone soon or not. i guess we'll see if it charges

It charged so I guess it's fine???

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

there’s no way that can be legal

What?

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

nice wound. Could use some salt though