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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

It is hilarious making hookup arrangements as a busy adult… looking forward to seeing your pussy in ten business days

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

'mindbreak' i sure wouldn't mind a break

I used to sometimes watch this YouTube channel where a pair of Catholic friars did reaction video content to like movies or tv shows or TikTok’s and I remember one ‘trope’ they felt annoyed by was that of the sexually-tempted-priest who constantly felt tempted to break his vows of celibacy and they were like “it’s not really that hard guys and it’s kinda weird to us people keep acting like it is”. Anyway one day I found out the channel was deleted and after digging a little it turns out that was because one of the priests involved was removed from public ministry after his diocese received credible reports of sexual misconduct

hrt is wonderful but i need more control biochemically. i should be allowed to fuck with my keratin or bone structure or whatever. i should be art

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

Bitches love me for my whimsy and my susceptibility to mind control.

everyone loves my LM7805 earrings

one day i'll be out at a club and some stunningly beautiful they/them will say "i really need an input voltage to 5 volts to power my electronic circuit but all i have is a power source providing 7-20 volts and no voltage regulator!! whatever am I to do?!" and i'll be eavesdropping and make my way over to them and say "i have exactly what you need, handsome" and chivalrously take off my earring for them and then everyone would clap. and the best part is that this could happen twice in one night and i'd still be prepared

[girl writing a review of your hookup] despite all the focus on boobs and sex, it was a surprisingly engaging evening and I recommend it to all who can stomach its sins over having a good time