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my grandma just texted me this picture from when I was young and (against my will) she had dressed me up in my mother’s wedding dress and I have the most depressed and uncomfortable look on my face and she’s like “wow 🤩 so pretty” ASKSHD GIRLLL

heard a song that was so transcendently beautiful and wondered what the chords wre. Fooled again by I V VI they really can make somg sound so nice who would have thought. god damn. its the fucking fourth the fifth and their friend the tonic. why sound so beautiful

i cant believe im almost 20 and i still have never gotten drunk or gotten high

cant believe im almost 30 and i've never kissed anyone

i cant believe i'm almost 80 and i've never left my grotto or heard another person's voice or tasted even a morsel of food

at the end of the day you have to be ok with not doing enough to subvert capitalism. not because it's fine to not do enough, but because otherwise you start trying to create excuses or dilute what's "enough" until you're no longer a bad person for not meeting the standard

the other three words?

I love you

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i bet on crazy frogs

i've been watching too much twin peaks & it's fucking with me. i hope i am tragically murdered for being pretty and evil and my best friend and second boyfriend get together and are kind of weird about it and then get someone to impersonate me for a plot

the best bit of twin peaks is when we find out that Laura Palmer is s fine actually, they just mistook a bit of driftwood for her body & she lives happily ever after (with Donna) and also Nadine gets rich off her curtain rail patent which is a flawed system obviously but we celebrate her win. iii t really make you worry for a while but then you see it's just a big misunderstanding 👍

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

while i do like my body, if i had the opportunity to become a giant spider creature weaving colossal webs? i wouldn't hesitate

if i had 8 long creepy legs. well i would weave you a coccoon to keep you safe ::::3

Minimal effect on the surrounding tissue until they accidentally knock into your kidney and now your entire body is convulsing along the w axis

silver dagger joan baez ✅✅