conflicted about shrimp

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

y’all havin a good september?

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

there's a weird misconception amongst some people that the problem with our society is that it's hedonistic and materialist. it's the opposite... nobody is having any fun and almost nobody owns anything

The problem with society is that a very small percentage of people are hedonistic and materialistic and buddy they view the rest of us as materials.

gods weakest soldier i need 3-5 business days to process the even tiniest of slip-ups i made in social interactions

I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.