dying of music

fucking GENIUS

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

usamericans, when they're watching the game and see that their team is starting to lose, they change the channel, they leave the bar, they exit the stadium. in droves. it's a level of patheticism and detachment that not even the biggest most traitorous coward in the rest of the world reaches. once you're aware of this quirk of their culture you can't stop seeing it in everything they do

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i'm always operating under the belief that if i listen to enough music something will happen

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

Please can we cuddle until my mind is nice to me again?