the sky, pure opal now

Troubled grown men doing wife shit in my mind palace

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

sometimes writing fic can be an exercise in strengthening your own powers of persuasion, like hand yourself an impossible premise and then try to write the thing so well you convince yourself even if you don’t think canon can possibly support it like i just think that’s fun

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

let's meet in the space between text and subtext, they'll never find us there

stab scene intimacy coordinator

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

truly anything can be good if you do enough textual analysis

fandom at its core is about asking the age old question “what if they were doing that shit on purpose” and then they weren’t

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.