anti potato

hungry and sleepy :(( don't wanna eat more potatoes:(((

we need you to eat more potatoes. we could do with a little less potatoes plaguing us

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

of course pearson's correlation coefficient is a parametric test, because it starts with a 'p'

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

did she fuck those potatoes?

is age a continuous variable or discrete?

POTATOES ARE THE BEST VEGETABLE, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

POTATOES ARE THE WORST VEGETABLE, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

THEN YOU SHALL DIE, WE BATTLE AT DAWN

I ACCEPTETH THY DUEL. AT LEAST AT WHICH HOUR I AM SLAYETH, I SHALL, AT LAST, BE FREE!

Green potatoes have never stopped me. Potatoes are my biggest safe food, I’m gonna eat it. Either I die or I don’t, either way they’re getting eaten.

POTATOES ARE THE BEST VEGETABLE, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

POTATOES ARE THE WORST VEGETABLE, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Mashed potato is like, objectively the worst kind of potato, but it's still potato and therefore miles above anything else

true, raw potato is superior. but something squeezing and crushing them till they're pulp is also oddly satisfying. also, at least mashed potatoes don't bite back when you're eating them like the raw ones do.

"6 servings" of plantain chips can really be 2 servings if you're not a coward about it

it can also be 1 serving if you're bored/stressed enough

wake up sheeple, this is potopoganda

can you put whipped cream in mashed potatoes all the ingredients are correct but i feel like im committing a thoughtcrime

if thoughtcrime were real, a lot of people with ocd would be in prison. think of the most perverted ways you can cook potatoes. be free!