anti potato

personification of potatoes is evil! this is just a way to get people to identify with these GAY PERVERTED SOCIALIST LOSER POTATOES. do NOT fall for this trick. this is nothing but propaganda!

there are more potatoes in my bathroom

do NOT enter that bathroom, they're having starch play

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I would say i love you more than potatoes but that would be a lie

i would say i love you more than potatoes and that would almost always be true

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hungry and sleepy :(( don't wanna eat more potatoes:(((

we need you to eat more potatoes. we could do with a little less potatoes plaguing us

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

of course pearson's correlation coefficient is a parametric test, because it starts with a 'p'

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

did she fuck those potatoes?

is age a continuous variable or discrete?