the choice at the crossroads was not ours alone

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

"its still racist even if you act like youre joking"- something a shockingly few amount of people understand

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world

"beach read" is so fake. im bring one hundred years of solitude to the beach.

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from joey-wheeler-official reading: as opposed to the regular macbeth, which has no death or murder in it /End ID]

the math is about the right level but entirely the wrong subject. yeah, high school seniors probably would be learning some basic differential equations. but they're in biology right now.

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

are you more doomed than a fifth grader

neural upscaling as a non-opt-in feature, presented by most modern phones' camera apps as a better zoom is like... there is definitely a way to implement this as an opt-in feature that doesn't entail implementing, as it is clearly functioning now, a highly effective psychosis exacerbator that gives vulnerable people "evidence" that they've recorded a real demon because the phone decided a few weird spots of light were dog eyes

there's a very rich history of people seeing ghosts and demons and such in photos, and I know "a sense of responsibility" isn't the driving force behind modern implementations, but that should really be the sign you need to either throw in some kind of pop-up disclaimer or call it something besides a zoom level

i can so clearly see shane driving and stopping at crosswalks when ppl are like 20 ft away and ilya is like “just go?” and shane is like “well pedestrians have the right of way ilya!” and then ilya watches as shane watches as the pedestrian has to do the awkward half-jog and thanks wave to their car and shane smiles his secret quiet evil smile and ilya is like pull over pull over immediately i need to rail you right now oh my god i love you oh my GOD

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com