the choice at the crossroads was not ours alone

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

in the interest of fair whackings my favorite ilya flaw is his obnoxious martyr complex that is actually breathtakingly selfish and a way of avoiding intimacy to keep from getting hurt <3 there is just so much there to explore!!!

the sentence ‘shane obviously does not want to be in a relationship with the giving tree’ just popped into my head fully formed and of course i felt the need to share

Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

i dont care how amazing that devil is this came organically from my mind

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me