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theyre saying that seedless raspberry jam is punk

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hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may
i love murderbot's constant habit of being like. what they just said was mean. not that it hurt my feelings because i don't have feelings i'm not a stupid human. but it was mean. they're mean and i hate them. but not because they're mean. just because they're stupid. but don't be mistaken. what they said was mean.
putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me
modern Jane Eyre AU where she gets a random cryptic emails from someone she doesn't know, and keeps hearing one of the other members of staff on phone calls that end abruptly if someone seems to be listening
and then on the wedding day, it's not Bertha's brother who shows up
it's Bertha herself
she got out of inpatient treatment two years ago- not that her husband checked -and she's been diligent about taking her antipsychotics. she doesn't really care if Edward wants to marry the 21-year-old au pair, but he's doing something to hold up the divorce, out of a misplaced sense of obligation. it's all one to her- she doesn't do committed relationships anyway, let alone marriage; her father and brother railroaded her into it so she'd be someone else's problem
but he is not going to marry some poor naive girl without even telling her that he's already married
he actually did lock her in the guest house for a while, because he'd heard horror stories about abusive inpatient facilities
and while she gets it and he didn't mistreat her as such- he hired a full-time caregiver, although poor Grace was not qualified to handle occasionally violent psychosis and he wasn't exactly honest about the full depth of Bertha's condition -god, could he have just swallowed his stupid pride and asked for help sooner? it would have been better for both of them
#op i love your mind#i know it would take the whole finale in a different direction of course#maybe it's Bertha and jane who reconnect instead of jane and edward
oh no they do. we love a toxic Gothic couple, and Bertha genuinely doesn't want anything to do with Jane besides warning her that Edward's not free to marry her legally. once she gets her divorce, she's out
but Bertha and Grace are Chosen Family With Benefits (for now- Grace does do relationships, though she's single at the moment, so the benefits will end eventually- but they'll always deeply love each other platonically) and Bertha is supporting Grace through starting to work on her alcoholism at the time of the story
there's a montage of Grace (who is Gemma Arterton) throwing out her liquor stash with Bertha (who is Gugu Mbatha-Raw) on Facetime, set to P!nk's "Sober"
:)

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elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber
ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry
duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber
flanagan's crimes are many and varied but at this point his insistence on taking material explicitly critical of family structures (sometimes including portrayal of intense abuse) and adapting it into stories about The Beauty Of The Nuclear Family is all but indistinguishable from an entirely conservative project
this crashed my pc ten million billion times and it's finally dooooone. and it's too big for tumblr so you only get a link

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every single youtube thumbnail nowadays is like "i PROMISE this is INTERESTING" and honestly i'm starting to have doubts
I can always post worse
joining the bandwagon with one for the romanists:
it's january 49 BC and civil war is in the air.
spin the wheel: this person is trying to kill you
spin it again: this person tries to protect you
do you survive the civil war?
i die Badly
i die but not without a fight
i come out of it injured, but alive
piece of cake. we're crushing that motherfucker
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A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

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if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.
i do think it's important to realise even if you like the books that when white supremacists really like LOTR they aren't mistaken about the work or misguided or foolishly failing to comprehend the text. they are identifying something very much present in the work that aligns with and expresses their beliefs about the world and connecting with it