the choice at the crossroads was not ours alone

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

an actual play podcast you don't listen to anymore is a kind of dead wife

the day they win the cup together Shane finally lets Ilya snort a fat line off his cock send post

And okay so shane tries to downplay how good it was for him so that he doesn’t really encourage ilya to want to do it again but he can’t stop thinking about it…. So next year for Ilya’s birthday he pulls up with an elegant box (ilya thinks ok he got me cufflinks or sth) and when he opens it there is a small plastic baggie with one (1) gram of cocaine.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...