Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits

The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

many of you have uncles that died tragically

everyone’s telling me how their uncle died 😭 never change tumblr

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[reading words I don't recognize] hhuh [realizes they were written by a trans woman] uhhhhhh sorry I'm not ONLINE enough to comprehend this debased 4tran gibberish

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?