elagabaline doll

happy pride month! break up with your boyfriend right now.

and to the transfems out there, BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW I'M BEGGING YOU

Starting something similar to solarpunk but instead of being based on the yogurt commercial its based on the utopian folgers incest commercial

im actually converting my strike force into a really really big and cute cheerleading squad and they all have matching skirts and all look just like You.

Americans cannot make art, because art is the expression of human experience and human emotion. Americans have no experiences and no emotions. They're incapable of being happy, sad, excited, passionate, angry, horny, or curious. Everything they create is a hollow sham, superficially mimicking the stolen work of real human beings. Their only purpose is to enrich lazy, greedy oligarchs who couldn't care less about the suffering and environmental damage inflicted by America's very existence. All they do is suck up resources, steal labour, screw over workers, and churn out rancid unoriginal slop. Americans cannot make art because they have no souls. Anti-American until I die.

legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not

actually need to be groped and fondled and played with while i’m whimpering and blushing. it’s for my own good

you do notttt need spiritualism you need class consciousness

slendermarx to engels on his deathbed: collect my manuscripts

dumbass fucking missed