elagabaline doll

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

agnostic girl: no one knows why my panties are wet and sticky

*making small talk on a date* yeah tumblr has been really into the word ontological recently

*continuing the topic despite all social cues* it’s usually as a denomination of “evil”, but there are other things that are ontological

*remembering it’s polite to ask the date questions about themself* do you have any favorite things that are ontological?