Biologist. ♥

All real worldly change starts from within.

1. If you could change one aspect of your life or personality, what would it be?

2. Are you “your own person” or are you defined and pushed around by others?

3. Is there any area of your life where you feel out of control?

4. Do you feel more comfortable in an organised or chaotic environment?

5. How comfortable are you with spontaneous ideas, or a last minute change in plans?

6. Do you feel renewed by being around others, or is it crucial for you to have time on your own?

7. Are you motivated or undermined by competition?

8. Do you work well under pressure, or do you tend to fall apart?

9. Are you better at complimenting and doing things for others, or complimenting and doing things for yourself?

10. Are you a morning or an evening person?

11. Do you persevere, or do you give up easily?

12. Do you like to go with the flow, or take control of your life and circumstances?

13. Are you more of a thinker or a feeler?

14. What are your passions and goals?

Palagi mong tatandaan na ang “You complete me” ay isang figure of speech lang. Hindi mo kayang kumpletuhin ang kabuuan ng isang tao. Mas okay pang sabihin na “You make me feel complete” para hindi korny.

Sa isang relasyon, iwasan mong makipagtalo. Pakikipagtalo ang tawag dyan dahil sa huli, ikaw pa rin ang lalabas na talo. Mas okay pang makipag-away. Atleast nai-justify niyo pareho ang side niyo.

Sa isang relasyon, palaging may nagmamahal at may mas nagmamahal. Never yang naging pantay dahil kayo mismong dalawa ang nagpupuno ng kakulangan ng isa’t-isa. In the end, ganun pa rin ang result kapag inaverage yan.

Di lahat ng kasalanan “sorry” ang katapat. Paminsan-minsan kailangan din ng sapak. Hindi solusyon ang break-up kapag napagod. Pahinga lang ang katapat niyan with matching hagod.

Love hurts? Hindi ah. Ang ma-reject, Ang mapaglaruan, magamit at maiwanan sa ere, yun ang masakit. Hindi yung love. Kaya please lang, irespeto mo ang konsepto ng pag-ibig.

Magnanakaw:  Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!

Magnanakaw 2:  make suko, we made you napaligiran!

Impeachement trial: You are so asar! I’m galit na to you

Raliyista:   Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!

Newscaster:  Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!

Pasahero:  Sir, payment!

Pasahero 2:  Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!

Customer:  Pa-buy ng water, yung naka shachet! (ice tubig)

Karpintero:  Can I hammer na the pokpok?

Pornstar:  Ay grabe so cold naman here! Standing ovation na my boobs!

Pari: You’re so bad, see ka ni God!

Tsismosa 1: I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem? 

Tsismosa 2: OMG that is like sooo sad!

Magtataho:  Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!

Bumibili ng taho: Iis it sarap? Pwede pa-have?

Pulubi:  knock knock, pa-beg!

- unknown (via quotelounge)