Haggis (tame)

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

It was a global problem

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

whenever there’s a voyager ep where janeway’s defending federation values with all her might despite any evidence to the contrary i’m like wow what a compelling display of someone clinging desperately to the only structure she’s ever known in an attempt to keep herself sane as the world around her feels increasingly hostile and alien. whenever there’s a tng ep where picard’s defending federation values with all his might despite any evidence to the contrary i’m like shut the fuck uppp centrist grandpa

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

if u didnt romance anders so u r not running off with him into the sunset (and he’s alive and everything) then i assume since nathaniel showed up to the final battle in the last straw that you just give him back. it’s only fair

the warden-commander said its MY turn with the anders youve had him for SIX YEARS

actually i specify anders being alive but since we’ve established the whole “i am not of mortal men” bit. and since i believe hawke just leaves the body there. i think if justice managed to hang around for a second and he spotted nathaniel he would simply make them get up

[ID: "Tumblr tags reading: #anders: arent we supposed to be dead #justice: nathaniel is here #anders: ughhhh fine. he better be weeping #nathaniel: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON #anders: close enough". End ID]

To this day i think this was my best post