the gluggler

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

forgives you forgives you

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

we should rename the ground wire to the Earth wire as a gesture of goodwill for earth spirits