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I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.
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Pete Moss & The Bone God AKA It Who Persists & Verge
Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours
Propaganda
David Frost (Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Investigations):
He's a tulpa of Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. He works at a diner (but he wants to be a cool noir detective). He hangs out with an old timey radio serial protagonist, a former kid detective, and a toon. One of his only other friends is Columbo. He's wanted for the suspected murder of an iconic Nintendo character. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he.
He finds out there's someone who looks like him who has security clearance and decides to put on a suit and pretend to be this man he knows nothing about in order to get information about the case (not about the man). I think he quits his job in the first episode? Great guy, please vote for David Frost today.
David.. your swag... you can make it work forever....
David [...] can [...] cook [...and] passed a $50 tip from a customer to his exploited coworker, Spongebob Squarepants
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
idc about Pete but the Bone God can get it
People calling for Verge in the reblogs, I need you to understand something.
The Bone God is also a four armed nonbinary hottie.
And is technically a killer but not by choice.
We pitted two bad enbies against each other except one is a big god beast who is toting around a small biologist.
Holds up BG
look at it, its got trauma
Hello may I offer some Bone God in these trying times? (Pete's there too in the first image! Look at him getting cuddles!)
Verge (Midnight Burger):
How is this even a question? Verge is….Verge. Have you HEARD their voice? Have you listened to their monolouge at the glen of wishes? How they speak to Diedre? Jesus. They are so fucking hot.
#VERGE IS NONBINARY AND A ROGUE #AND HOT AS FUCK #LITERALLY PULLED LEIF IN LIKE. A DAY #BAGGED DEIDRE IN TWO #HAVE YOU HEARD THEM????? FUCK
VERGE MY BELOVED
Verge literally owns my soul
#they're a four armed nonbinary killing machine. last time they did killing machine things they had a breakdown. which makes it hotter
You know what to do, my lovelies: follow and vote on this wild competition and speak the truth of your heart and your loins. Vote Verge now, and vote Verge often. With your help, I can seduce the entire galaxy and bring an age of peace and hedonism to the land.
Objection this is ALL bone god propaganda and VERY little Verge Propaganda. Coward behavior. If there was a Verge Clip, they’d be sailing away with the win.
Pete & Bone God together:
#pete 🤝 tbg #look at him. that's the happiest pete's been in ages #don't let him down
vote for the old man biologist and the anxious god!
Pete & Bone God & Verge together:
Y’all they’re currently tied, we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
I'll draw all three of them together if they tie, we can't put two four armed nonbinary bad bitches + Pete Moss against each other! The sexiness is off the charts! They must move on together
LOVE WINS!!!
NONBINARY BAD BITCHES (and Pete) MOVE ON TOGETHER!!!
as the player for The Bone God on Hope's Hearth, I hope our nonbinary four armed bad bitches (and Pete) take this whole bracket for all its worth
Well, well. What a powerful team-up. Let us two multidisciplinary creator enby furries who do actual plays and guest host on Animorphs podcasts (and also Pete) rain smoldering 🫦 devastation upon the competition.
Art of David Frost by Waalkr.
Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.
Art of Verge by awnrii.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times
Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics
Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work
Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them
Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)
Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"
Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.
BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is
It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward
BG saved its entire planet by eating her.
It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.
It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem
You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈
They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)
Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?
Verge (Midnight Burger):
COME ON IT'S VERGE
Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.
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wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry
To the best of my knowledge, MP Comics aka Batman: Bump in the Night is a podcast without official character designs, so a set of comic designs has been used to represent Crazy Jane.
Please let me know if I used the wrong image or tags for either character! I do my best, but I'm not in every fandom.
Propaganda for Crazy Jane:
Each one of her alters has their own superpower. Plus in this podcast she's played by a system. Shows up in a new city and full body tackles a woman who can't restrain her own violence (supernatural bullshit).
Propaganda for Thomas:
Why do your representations of "just sides of myself" have distinct identities? Actually, don't worry about it.
Oh hi, we didn't know this was a thing! Our system put our controlled switching to the test for this episode by having 6 of us play different members of Jane's system!
Claudia our retired protector played Jane, Blood of the Lamb, and Shy (and did the job of internal casting)
Oak, our nerdy goth, played Black Annis
Susan, our teenage artist and noted high-octane gamer, played Flit (and got to let out so much energy letting herself be a motormouth)
Camilla, our former corporate professional, played Driver 8
Audrey, our system mother and knight in shining armor, played Hammerhead
Dice, our resident social butterfly, played Karen
It was very fun to take a character that, although based on a real system (RIP to The Troops), can often fall into the usual Singlet Gaze, and reclaim them. It was a lot of fun playing with Marn and Jeff (wonderful friends, creators, and plural allies), and we're excited for whenever we get to play toys with them again!
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