murder your memory

Today sucked I need to fuck a nerd

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Energy

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

anyway does anyone want to come slap me in the face

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself