murder your memory

fine i'll eat it since you are so fucking complicated

I’m strangling you through the phone. Try not to cum

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

Send me an "if I met you" message in my ask. I'm bored & I wanna know lol

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

i can’t be fixed at a hospital i need to go to a doll repair shop

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them