murder your memory

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

men should learn more about female desire and eroticism and devotion and passion and less about porn

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

“aww poor thing” yes yes yes im a pathetic little thing care for me make me feel better make me feel small nnnggghgggghghh

pussy from a girl who really likes me and keeps looking up at me with her pretty doe eyes and can't keep her hands off of me and keeps calling me a dork

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

The most masculine thing a man can do is be slapped around by a woman and beg for more.

men need to be more pathetic

*showing guests around my house* and here's the dog cage. It's where my girlfriend sleeps. What? No, it's not a sex thing. She just likes it. Anyway here's the *OTHER* dog cage. This is a sex thing.