murder your memory

Pet play? Can they really get dogs to memorize lines…?

the feminine urge to slap his pretty face while i’m riding him

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

every picture i see of myself past 8 years old is like Wow i was so miserable back then . And its like girl i tjink you’re just miserable and age is not a factor

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

When the edick so good shawty asking u ur birth time

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

certified caniac

the normal girl would like to sniff you while cuddling