50% sea, 50% weed, 100% knife

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

Okay hold up what is this image where is it from

Sir Lancelot is forced to crawl across the sword bridge (literally a giant sword spanning a rushing river) on his hands and knees to rescue Guinevere, who has been kidnapped. The scene occurs in Lancelot, the Knight of the Cart AND the Vulgate Cycle.

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

they're putting in an extra wide sidewalk so polycules of 16 can walk side-by-side slow as fuck & block the whole thing when im in a hurry

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*