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#this is my favorite post on the planet. nearly two decades on the internet and this is my favorite thing #how do I pin somebody else’s post.

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I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

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I love inventing schedule conflicts on the spot. Lying about being busy is my favorite thing. No, I cannot work that extra day, I have such a full schedule you see. Yes. I am definitely spending it having Me Time at home. But you don't need to know that.

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how to beg for attention without actually begging for it but like beg

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i will not beg lmao 😏 but can u please 🥹

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Flexipop #28 (1983)

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we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

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I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

catboybiologist

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

catboybiologist

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

kittycatwhore

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

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Fuck you're right post cancelled

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How am I looking at the ice cream now that the prices are so fcking high

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The Color of Pomegranates (Նռան գույնը), dir. Sergei Parajanov (1969)

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A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

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Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

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Stills from Mārama, a “Māori gothic horror film” directed by Taratoa Stappard (2025)

#this movie would've been so good if it was good

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Björk (1996) by Takashi Homma ⌘ Wood grain and waiting

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📺 Retro Futurism: ‘Videosphere TV set’ (1970-71) by Victor Company of Japan (JVC). A pioneer of home entertainment, displayed at Museum für Angewandte Kunst Köln. Original title: ‘Videosphere TV set’

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

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NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

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