50% sea, 50% weed, 100% knife

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water