50% sea, 50% weed, 100% knife

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

(reciting a well-known aphorism voice) elden king, burger ring

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

Sodomizinf the fake plastic plants at At Home

I realize now that this is a confusing post. At Home is a home goods store in the same store network as tj maxx and marshals.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with