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this opening is so well edited, the characterization is so sharp. im obsessed.
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Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan
Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA
(originally posted on Cohost)
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Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)
get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)
Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.
(Vader's kid blows up my death star)
PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)
PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)
create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
(only via proxy tho. not done yet)
let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)
drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.
lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.
tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me
use death star ships to take over galaxy even more
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
(awesome... but not enough. something missing)
let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think
taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...
Endgame achieved. (??)
(kylo ren betrays me)
PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.
throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)
destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.
ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.
Endgame achieved.
Everyone look at the quilt my grandma made me!! I’ve actually had it for a few years now but I wanted to post it so y’all could admire it!
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everyone fighting for their lives in central park meanwhile Bobby's busy studying finances in LA
it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen
hating me will cause even more geopolitical issues
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2004, dir. Raja Gosnell
the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

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ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media
Diversity win! The couple other fans are claiming was “never written to be romantic” despite the clear and obvious romantic subtext is M/F!
btw I am not blaming anyone for this but do you know how bad at teaching most TAs are, and how little support they get at becoming better teachers? sooo much writing instruction is outsourced to people who have never been in front of a classroom before, and to people in the humanities who consider teaching in writing programs to be beneath them, btw. and some of them have been my colleagues and friends, and everyone has to start somewhere, but yeesh. everything’s tight right now but if some minor amount of money could be diverted from [various projects that make universities look good to donors but don’t contribute to teaching], so much could be done !
it’s cheaper: faculty, even very low-level adjunct faculty, are entitled to more money and better benefits than TAs are. meanwhile, humanities PhD students don’t receive the same amount of grant, government/armed forces, and industry funding the way many STEM PhD students do; humanities research has also been extremely devalued in the public eye, which means almost nothing in the humanities leads to increased donor interest or increased university brand recognition (with some exceptions). thus, many humanities PhD students fund their degrees by teaching alongside doing their research, which is why it takes on average 1-2 years longer for humanities students to complete their degrees (though anecdotally everyone I know who has completed their humanities PhD since the pandemic started has taken 8 or 9 years, which is to say 3-4 years longer than the old 5-year standard). that said, yes, this is mostly happening in larger universities with a pool of grad students whose labor they can easily access/exploit. smaller universities often rely on higher tuition, among other things.
[tumblr tags: #why is it like this! #see prev tags #..I say. as someone whose current university doesn't really have TAs in my [undergrad student] area (no grad program)]

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"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
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1 - Lakitu (Mario series) in a cloud, holding a camera on a rod
2 - Statler and Waldorf (Muppets) watching from their theatre box
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something that has come up a couple times, in different contexts, in the past two years is that i am an atheist. and this has been kind of an awkward thing to talk about when it has come up, because i came to this position via nurture (both my parents are atheists, basically end of story). and a lot of people have seemingly just never considered that could be another person's life experience.