probably drowning in peat

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

sorry i failed facial recognition in the mirror 3 times and got locked out of my brain for 24 hrs

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

now someone's gotta put mary winchester up there

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing