Can we please just-

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best. There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

Jack: no fear

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

I love this lady though because she always gives like a minute long explanation that possums aren’t naturally pets and hers are all ones people brought to nature centers and can’t be returned to the wild, so please do not kidnap possums.

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

Me about to tear open a bag of Sargento Shredded Cheese straight from the fridge at 2 am

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

oh make yourself on this!

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

Crowley and Aziraphale... best DRAMA QUEENS in history!

all the other angels: why do you love earth so much, aziraphale? like, what’s the appeal? why aren’t you excited that you’ll be returning to us soon?