what fresh fuckery is this

happy pride month to this post specifically

i can’t stop watching this

@mistborn-catgirl

GO WHITE BOY GO

Does this guy even have bones????

I assume he has, probably stacked in a neat pile in his room, after all, he might need them later even if he sure ain't using them now.

I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?

Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that

official anti terf post

Woah mama I'm getting certification now

actually the real reason why so many trans women are becoming doggirls is so that we can get into womens' sports on air bud rules

Exclusive footage of my last three brain cells doing their usual sterling work